Brain dead

Is what I am. Sorry!

You got Served

...Fool

Caution: Slippery When Wet

True story.

Saturday Picture Show (2)

I don't know whether he was hitchhiking or what 'cause he wasn't promoting anything.

I'd do it too, only the time machine probably requires some form of calc.

Blinded... by SCIENCE

"Still a lot cooler than what happened to Eric- poor kid stared into the sun too long and got blinded by the light."

Embarrassing Underwear Days

"Oooooh, well the lime green will definitely show through that white skirt."